Halloween is over, but spooky season doesn’t have to end. ‘Tis the season for showing your murderino and true crime obsessed friends how much you love them with a gift that screams DON’T GET MURDERED. If you’re the black sheep of your crew, and everyone gives you weird looks for knowing Ted Bundy’s whole life story, who cares. Add your own name to your holiday gift list and treat yourself. Oh and Stay Sexy, and Don’t get…well…you know. Without further ado, here are our favorite gift ideas for murderinos and true crime lovers.
15 Gift Ideas for Murderinos and True Crime Lovers
Evidence Bag Clutch
This might not be the best formal accessory, but this evidence bag clutch is kitschy and fun and will let everyone know that you are not to be messed with.
My favorite podcasts are about murder t-shirt
If you go to work every day, wearing your office best, but in your ear is a story so grizzly HR would not approve, then this is the shirt for you.
Stay Sexy, and Don’t Get Murdered keychain
The mantra we know and love, now on a handy keychain so that you always remember to SSDGM, with your keys in hand.
Serial Killer Coloring Book
Adult coloring books were so yesterday. Now’s the time to color in your favorite murderers’ faces to help you relax. Because what’s more relaxing than thinking about crime.
Serial Killer Trivia Book
In case you don’t have enough random knowledge, now you alienate yourself at the party even more by inserting some of this obscure serial killer trivia into any conversation.
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Serial Killer Card Game
Regular cards are boring. Get cards with serial killers’ faces on them so you and your Murderino friends can endlessly chat about crime.
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Murderino t-shirt
Wearing this shirt is a sure-fire way to make friends that will send a search party looking for you if you go missing. Besides, it’s always fun spotting fellow murderinos in the wild.
Talk murder to me t-shirt
What’s sexier than snuggling into bed and turning on a classic crime documentary? Not much. Wear it to bed or the grocery store and see who walks to talk murder.
I’ll Be Gone in the Dark
This best selling book by Michelle Macnamara chronicles the chilling story of the infamous Golden State Killer, who terrorized Northern California in the 1970s and 80s. Get the paperback or listen to it narrated on Audible for a story that will keep you up at night, because you can’t put it down.
The Stranger Beside Me
Another crime classic, this story is told by one of the closest women in Ted Bundy’s life. She married him while on the stand in court, so you know there are other mind-blowing stories in this one.
The big book of serial killers
In case you need to add more to your encyclopedia of serial killer knowledge, this book has a substantial collection of facts on some well known, and some under the radar, serial killers.
SSDGM Pop Socket
It’s cute, stylish, and above all else, lets people know that you listen to true crime podcasts and know how to bust your way out of the trunk of a car.
Fuck politeness bracelet
The reminder you never knew you needed, now on your wrist, for a constant reminder.
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Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered Wine Tumbler
What goes better together than wine and crime? Pour a glass and turn on a documentary because you deserve this.
