Even though the show ended, that doesn’t mean your Schitt’s Creek obsession has to come to an end too. If there’s one thing we know, it’s that this show only gets better with age…just like your favorite blend of fruit wine.
So whether you want to treat yourself, or make sure the Stevie to your David has the Schittiest birthday ever, here are some of our favorite pieces of Schitt’s Creek gifts to infuse your life with some of that Rose family magic.
Our dear Alexis coined a phrase to illustrate every new path and new opportunity that comes our way. No matter where you go or what you do, you should love that journey for yourself.
This bag isn’t just the perfect way to send your robber off with some organic cheese and locally produced wine, it can carry the rest of your things too. Whether you’re headed to Elmdale Community College or need to carry your clothes on the way to a screamnastics session, do it with style.
Now you can memorialize one of the funniest moments in TV history on your fridge or in your locker. This magnet isn’t just a great way to support a small business, but a surefire way to make sure you burst out laughing at least once a day.
Put this sticker on your phone, laptop notebook, or on your friend David. Trust us, he’ll love it.
For when you can’t choose just one of your favorite Schitt’s Creek quotes, you can have them all with this pencil set. Pick a different one each day to match your mood and get you through that boring class or meeting.
Let this apron serve as a small reminder that you just…fold it in. And that YouTube can teach you anything you need to know.
How else are you going to carry all of that Allez-Vous makeup if not in a pouch plastered with the faces of your favorite townies.
Say a prayer to the people who really count. The Roses.
There’s no better way to tell someone that you don’t want them to get murdered first than with this handmade card.
He’s trying really hard not to connect with people right now. And luckily, since he’s a plastic doll, he will never have to.
She’s a Lamborghini. She’s a Hollywood star. She’s a little bit plastic, but she’ll still go far.
When she is positively bedevilled with meetings etc. she can be memorialized on your mantle forever.
And rounding out the Schitt’s Creek Funko Pop Collection is our dead old dad Johnny. We might not understand his jokes or colloqiualisms, but we love him nonetheless.
When that coworker just won’t get the hint, hold this mug up high and take a big sip. This is one of our favorite Schitt’s Creek gifts and the ultimate relatable content from David Rose.
A subtle nod to your favorite TV matriarch. Although Moira wouldn’t be caught dead in white character socks, she will appreciate the gesture of you wearing her on your ankles.
For when you need a place to jot down a quick reminder or pass a note to your boss that there may or may not be a dead guy in room four.
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