They’re on their 324th rewatch, and even though the show ended nearly a decade ago, they still find new things to quote every time. They have strong opinions about the true identity of the Scranton Strangler. They can recite “Dinner Party” by heart and know all of the lyrics to ‘That One Night (ONE NIGHT)’ and “Electric City (Scranton. What??)” Ok let’s be real, it’s you. This article is supposed to be gifts for “The Office” fans, but you’re going to buy at least one of these things for yourself.
It’s okay we won’t tell. Ok fine, keeping secrets is hard. Especially when your wife accidentally calls and we just can’t keep it in about your affair. But in that case, we’ll just make up 12 other lies to they’ll never know which one is true.
Like Date Mike’s Kangol hat, these The Office gift ideas will never go out of style.
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Here are 25 gifts for The Office fans that only superfans would understand
You know when it’s raining and all you want is to be at home cuddled up with a good book (except for on days when everyone in the office is being really nice to you)? There’s literally no better way to start your next rewatch than to be covered with the most iconic quotes while you recite them verbatim at the TV as you watch. Your partner might look at you like you’re crazy, or they’ll be cuddled under that blanket right next to you as you shout “that’s what she said” in unison.
We can’t promise that it comes with a life-changing note in which your secret office crush professes his dying love for you. But we can promise that it will definitely help you make tea at your desk, or clear those pesky sinuses neti pot style. Just make sure the person you’re giving it to doesn’t have to choose between this and an iPod, because, I mean…it’s an iPod.
Just in time for casual day! If you can’t watch The Office at work then you might as well wear it on your chest so that everyone knows to just smile and nod when you inevitably make a joke that no one gets because it’s so obscure that only seasoned 345x rewatchers would understand. They’ll just look at the t-shirt and say, “oh haha, I’ve only seen a few episodes,” and then you’ll know for sure to write them off completely.
The day you fear may eventually come. Yes, I’m talking about the day that The Office is no longer on Netflix. It’s better to prepare yourself now than to suffer from the definite withdrawals that are to come. Besides, the DVDs come with bonus features, bloopers, and you can pretend like you’re way cooler than all of these kids who stream. I can’t believe they don’t know how Netflix used to work, it’s so easy.
Fact: If you can’t find a bobblehead that looks just like you, why not just settle for the next best thing. One that looks just like your coworker who grows his own beets and is a pain in the ass but you love him.
It’s just as realistic as in the movie. Rub your hand across Dwights face before company comes over if you want to keep your non-Office loving friends. It’ll turn into a plain gold pillow, but you’ll know what lies beneath.
If you don’t buy this poster you will miss 100% of the opportunities because there will be nothing around reminding you that you miss 100% of the opportunities you don’t take. Don’t miss this opportunity.
Are you the bushiest beaver? Do you want to be? Now you can be with your very own Dundee award. Line them all up on your coffee table and remind yourself of
Stick them everywhere. Except for your office bathroom because that would be vandalism. Stick them on your phone on your car on your notebooks and everywhere else so that everyone knows your the world’s biggest office fan and will understand why you make jokes that result in so many blank stares.
In case you think that pillow is a little too creepy for guests. Or your significant other gives you a hard no on putting that on the bed you sleep in, you can carry around this keychain as a reminder that it is indeed as realistic as it is in the movies.
The worst thing about prison? Even worse than the dementors? The lack of purple headbands. It’s like the people that run the clink don’t even know what real inmates are supposed to wear.
You don’t even have to be the boss to be the world’s best boss. You also don’t have to ever set foot in a Spencer’s gifts to buy yourself a little treat that will let everyone in the office know just how highly you think of yourself.
If tea’s not your thing, you can carry around a reminder of their love right in your pocket. Give this keychain to your lover, partner, or BFF to remind them that you will continue to wait for them until they break up with their fiance and choose a life with you instead.
America? Irrigation? or Night-time? Now you can feel like you took a trip to Schrute Farms without having to see Mose using the outhouse in the middle of the night. Pick your favorite color and rock this compy sweatshirt all year. When someone asks you where Shrute Farms is, just ask them to check TripAdvisor. It’s the lifeblood of the Agrotourism industry.
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This is one of the ultimate gifts for “The Office” fans because it starts off mundane and by the end is the most colorful thing you’ve ever seen.
Want to make all of your friends who are just casual Office Fans feel bad about their lack of in-depth knowledge of a show that ended almost a decade ago? This game is right for you. Use it on a Friday night or as a study guide for the next Office Trivia Night in your town.
Use them to leave notes, play Dunderball, or give your boss fake messages. Just whatever you do don’t say anything defamatory about Sabre or Sabre products.
These gifts for ‘The Office” fans will make you the most popular friend who doesn’t even watch the show. And if you’re buying some of these for yourself, well, you deserve it.